Thank you for going and blocking me; that sure is a really mature thing to do for! I really appreciate not being given a chance to explain my (already quite concise) advice to you. I also appreciate you putting words into my mouth! I like nothing more than being misquoted and treated like an idiot by someone who can't even figure out that most people don't give a damn about mythology or the environment, and can't quite understand why he doesn't have any friends. And thanks for thinking that I'm tough when I'm giving you advice anyone with a shred of common sense would tell you. Have fun being alone and alienated by society for the rest of your life!


Lovingly yours,

chaos_sama9

Oooooohhhh my god you guys, I'm so fucked up right now. Insomnia combined with two week long period combined with inability to hold down food combined with no monies equals FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

But yeah, two week long periods suck. Hopefully the doctor will be able to tell me what is up. Hopefully it's not the pill, but hopefully it is. At least then it's just internal bleeding from medication and not something else. Also watch me wind up having worms, haha.

Okay, now for a somewhat more mature discussion: I am literally going to bitch slap Kim if she doesn't stop her bull shit. She is seriously pissing off and alienating the rest of us. Yeah, we're being nosy, you've got freaking baseball-sized swelling from bites on your arms and legs. Generally one would go to the doctor for this kind of thing, but she has absolutely no common sense. She also treats everyone else like an idiot, doesn't listen to what anyone else says, and everything ultimately comes back to her. Then she goes and accuses others of acting like their still in high school, which let me just say is the pot calling the kettle black. And you know how most people at least have an inkling that what they're about to say might be construed as hurtful or offensive? Yeeeaaah, not her. She literally has no clue that others might find her blatantly obvious racism and bigotry offensive. But hey, it's okay, she has a (half)black friend! By that logic, I'm practically Nubian, as my last boyfriend was black as well! Well c'mon my niggers, let's get some fo'ty and fried chikin up in hur wit some fine-ass bitches!

She "forgot" last week's meeting. When she got home today after being gone for two days and not getting in till 1:30 a.m., she looks at the notice we put up as if she was offended. Yes, we are going to do these, and no, you can't just keep avoiding them because you want to be happy always. We need resolution and to hear what all of us are feeling at the moment, so it can be resolved. And guess what? It's going to be tough for a little bit, but that's life; you have the good times, but the hard times have to come too. So quite your damn bitching and get to the meeting already.

In a lighter note not about roommates, I am currently deciding on if I want Vanilla Wafers and milk, or cereal. Decisions, decisions. (vanilla wafers)

http://www.onemanga.com/Final_Fantasy_XII/

In the first five pages, they have:

- Turned Ashe into a loli

- Given away the "big reveal" that happens early in the game

- Skipped directly to the Nam-Yensa sandsea and the MOTHER FUCKIN' FISH THAT POP UP OUT OF THE GROUND ASKHGDLSAKFJ

- Used "the pose" for everyone

- Immediately destroyed Balthier's pimpin' foppish character and mannerisms

- Made Ashe out to be a wimpy bitch

- WTF WHO IS THIS PERSON YOU CALL "BASCH" AND WHERE IS THE REAL ONE


It is a good day to be a fan.

Why do you have friends-only/open accounts? Is it because you've been targeted by trolls and the like before, or because of privacy issues? Do you not mind strangers reading your posts?

You know it's been a long time since I've been a Catholic, but I still get little twinges of blasphemy whenever I see stuff like this

First chapter Jesus is compared to Johnny Depp, and Buddha realizes his nemesis are children. Second chapter Jesus wants to go to Asakusa for manju and Buddha is kidnapped by a bunch of drunken salary men who think his ears are the straps on the train. Third chapter, they go to an amusement park. At that point, I had to stop.

By now most of you probably know about the earthquake in Haiti, and might be wondering about how to help. If you're like me and don't have a lot to give, there are some alternatives: according to rex_dart, Wyclef Jean's Yele Haiti foundation will donate $5 USD to help out in Haiti when you text "yele" to 501501, and will billed to your phone bill, and texting "haiti" to 90999 to give $10 USD to the Red Cross. Relief organizations are not accepting volunteers or material items at the moment, but they may be soon.

On a lighter note, I'm contemplating doing a month of drawings. However, I need some prompts to do so. Any ideas, Flist-tan?

Also, OMG Disney Hercules, you are so innacurate to the actual mythology and are so cheesy, but I still love you. Now if only I could find someone to take me to Princess and the Frog...

I just shot down playing an H-game staring Taki from SC because her breasts were not big enough.


*EDIT* This is what Taki looks like:



They had her down to like a c-cup, when clearly she is at least a d.

Going through my LJ, I noticed I did not actually post that much during the first half of the year. Interesting.


January: What the shit is this shit

April: FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS

May: Dear chaos_sama9

June: Am I the only one getting sick of this debate?

July: IGNORE MEEEEE

August: "Let me tell you about penises..."

September: Am I artsy enough yet?

October: FINALLY in Portland, and in my new room using my roommates internet connection.

November: VTech on NIGHTMARE MODE YEEAAAAHHH

December: GUESS WHAT BITCHES


Dear future Ashley;

'Sup homeslice hope you keepin' it fly (was that cool enough for you? Am I super cool now? Sweet.) I hope this year was waaaay better than last year. If you do not have at least one drunken, regrettable make out with some stupid college girl, I will be disappoint. Remember that phones are for calling people, and to get the fuck out of the apartment once in a while, you sad sack of shit. Also, ask yourself: What would Zack Fair do? Have fun girl friend!

PSPSPS:

http://first-androids.de/

This will be in my nightmares tonight.

Hi I am sick two days before Xmas and boy let me tell you is it fun. But enough of that vagary, let me tell you about Texas, internets:

No one knows how to drive down here. My sister's boyfriend (who is staying with us for the Holls) criticizes my driving nearly constantly; this is coming from the boy who stole his dad's truck, flipped it, totaled it, and then thought we'd still let him drive my sister around. His attitude is pretty par for the course down here. I don't even want to know how bad it is in the cabs.

It is rainy and icky and it's very cold at dawn and at night. Plus it is raining.

The dog of one of my neighbours has been running around going to anyone who will pay attention to him. He is/was extremely dirty, and his fur is still matted and filled with cockleburs, but I gave him the bath the best that I can and have him set up in the kitchen. My point? No one down here knows how to take care of their animals. I'm hoping the black family next door are still looking after their dog, but from the way he whines and howls back there for someone to come give him so affection, I doubt it.

Also, it appears that I cannot eat any kind of pizza down here. After eating some pizza from Pizza Hut, mom and I both started feeling sick and went to lie down. I hope to god it's not salmonella or anything, because I know full well no one washes their hands down here.

So Flist-chan, how is your holidays going? Staying fresh? Being pimp? Don't work yourselves too hard, and remember: there is always widdle baby Sora, Riku, and Kairi to taunt you into puying a PSP next year!

XOXOXOXO Ashley

Finally got me some monies, in the form of Christmas present from my grandpa, so now I can finish my Christmas shopping and buying FFVII: ACC for Katie. And maybe a little left over, idk.

Okay guys, I survived the plane ride back home. More at eleven.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure = Awesome

Cromartie High = Awesome

Therefore by that logic, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure + Cromartie High = Fucking Awesome



However, Gangster Angel + JoJo's Bizarre Adventure = < Awesome

Zack Fair slated to be in KH: Birth By Sleep brb spasticly sending out texts to other fangirls

http://www.fantasticrealm.com/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=2360

Fuck it I'm sick of making up witty sentences for my links at one in the morning.

So some background on this: It's a statue of Calie, Alice (of Alice in Wonderland fame)'s daughter, who has gone into Wonderland to figure out blah blah blah. Let's get real, though; it's little more than soft-core gratuitous AiW pornography for comic fans. I can deal with that, even though it makes a little part of me die inside. But this statue is horrendous, I mean seriously, look at it:



One, this looks next to nothing like the character. (This is the actual character it's based off of)



and Two, what the hell is with those proportions. Not only does the body look overly muscular, the head is freaking tiny. And those paint job? Don't even get me started. If you want me to pay 169.99 for a statue, that bitch better be fucking awesome, sculpted by Michaelangelo and painted by Raphael (Okay okay, at that point I might pay a couple thousand), but for this POS? Hell no. Get me some quality and then we'll talk.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3110-cat-care/

The only thing they forgot was the joys of having half dead/dead animals dropped on you in the wee hours of the morning, and the absolutely pleasurable experience of giving your cat a bath and having great chunks of flesh ripped out of your arm*. The scars will be great ice breakers at parties; seriously!


*unless your cat is as laid back and chillaxed as my Shadow; then he'll just look up at you pitifully and mewl softly till you take pity on him and dry him off

So today I ordered pizza, and then waited an hour for it to be made and sent out to me before I called to see what the fuck was going on. No one answered, so I e-mailed the place, and then went out to go get some food at 12 o' clock at night. Totally ballin' of me, but none of you care about that so instead I'm going to tell you what I ate:

- One (1) supposedly healthy BBQ Chicken pizza microwave deal

- One (1) coke, because apparently the water is contaminated right now, even though I've been drinking water all day and nobody said anything about it before, whatev

- I will be eating a piece of Dutch Apple Pie, because Kim ditched me and we did not have Pie's Giving like we were supposed to

- and I will be eating a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Fuck I am so healthy you guys you don't even know.

Also, the cashier at safeway was all over my buttons. Bitches don't know bout my buttons, yo.

Guess what I'm having for dinner at 11 o'clock at night

c'mon guess




Here's a hint: it's bacon tips and scrambled eggs

Your loins may burn for each other, but having sex in a stairwell is not a good idea, nor is it romantic.